consulting quotes

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No me he podido resistir y he buscado citas relacionadas con la consultoría.

Mirad algunas de las perlas que salen:

Consult. To seek another's approval of a course already decided on.
Ambrose Bierce

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee
Arnold H. Glasgow

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions
Peter F. Drucker

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, and then walk off with the watch
Robert Townsend

If the Lord Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon Creation, I should have recommended something simpler
Alfonso X

Some consultants are like the bottom half of a double boiler: They get all heated up but don't know what's cooking
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It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors
Samuel Levenson

There are four types of men in this world: 1. The man who knows, and knows that he knows; he is wise, so consult him. 2. The man who knows, but doesn't know that he knows; help him not forget what he knows. 3. The man who knows not, and knows that he knows not; teach him. 4. Finally, there is the man who knows not but pretends that he knows; he is a fool, so avoid him.
Ibn Gabirol

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